HELLA FUNNY SHIT
go to your windows control panel
find "speech" and click on it
type in random things and clikc "preview"
listen to the computer talk!!!

funny things to type in:

lollers
o my god
its time to unleash the asskickulator boo boo boo boo
soi
pown some noobs
dude, someone shit in the urinal
nooooooooooooooooooooooo
o rly? ya rly
buttsecks?
douchbag
you need additional pylons
asdfasdf
dude thats so hella fricken gay

mySmAlLAzNwOrlD: hong
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Hong?
mySmAlLAzNwOrlD: hes gay
SmarterChild: What?
mySmAlLAzNwOrlD: ya
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?
mySmAlLAzNwOrlD: cuz he likes cock
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because he likes cock?
mySmAlLAzNwOrlD: yup
SmarterChild: You don't say.
mySmAlLAzNwOrlD: ya hes like fucking penis
SmarterChild: Oh really?
mySmAlLAzNwOrlD: ya really

LMAO. Oh rly? YA RLY!!!

1 interesting and annoying thing i notice

people sign on to aim just to put on an away message.
wats the fucking goddam point of signing on then?

my my. its been a shitting long time since i updated

SCVALS!!! woot. skip school!!! no school thurs and fri !!! 4-day weekend with no homework!!!

yknow those "24 hour fitness" commercials, that say " you to the power of 24" ?
i was thinking
everyone is less than perfect, making them less than 100%
that means they are less than 1 (some people are 0.5, some 0.1, etc)
so a number less than 1, to the power of 24

thats a fucking small number, smaller than you were before

"you to the power of 24"
what kind of retarded dipshit came up with that motto?
like some sixth grader in algebra 1
"o my god i can do exponents!!!"

hmm damn...badminton starts. its good, but then that means conditioning...
i love this weather it owns. its windy and rainy and cloudy. sigh good ole vancouver days.
rain on my face, wind in my hair

the sound of rain is so calming, while doing hw and studying. its rhythmithic and the wind sounds cool too.

and also, once the rain clears, the sky is bright and blue and very nice

congrats richard guo and lei.
rich, i knew u couldnt give up girls. especially lei =P
and u said u would give up girls
now, can u give up gaming (for ur 5th attempt?)